Men no longer prefer blondes. Today gentlemen seem to prefer gentlemen.

I'm furious about the Women's Liberationists. They keep getting up on soap-boxes and proclaiming that women are brighter than men. That's true, but it should be kept very quiet or it ruins the whole racket.

In any service where a couple hold down jobs as a team, the male generally takes his ease while the wife labors at his job as wellas her own.

When I was very young and first worked in Hollywood, the films had bred in me one sole ambition: to get away from them; to live inthe great world outside movies; to meet people who created their own situations through living them; who ad-libbed their own dialogue; whose jokes were not the contrivance of some gag writer.

Fate keeps on happening.

Nobody can tell about this California climate. One minit its hot and the next minit its cold, so a person never knows what to hock.

A kiss on the hand may feel very, very good, but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts forever.