Men no longer prefer blondes. Today gentlemen seem to prefer gentlemen.

I once witnessed more ardent emotions between men at an Elks' Rally in Pasadena than they could ever have felt for the type of woman available to an Elk.

A girl with brains ought to do something with them besides think.

I've never known a Philadelphian who wasn't a downright 'character'; possibly a defense mechanism resulting from the dullness of their native habitat.

I'm furious about the Women's Liberationists. They keep getting up on soap-boxes and proclaiming that women are brighter than men. That's true, but it should be kept very quiet or it ruins the whole racket.

It isn't that gentlemen really prefer blondes, it's just that we look dumber.

Always go to the solitary drinker for the truth!