If we have to tell Hollywood good-by, it may be with one of those tender, old-fashioned, seven-second kisses exchanged between two people of the opposite sex, with all their clothes on.

Always go to the solitary drinker for the truth!

It isn't that gentlemen really prefer blondes, it's just that we look dumber.

Pleasure that isn't paid for is as insipid as everything else that's free.

Nobody can tell about this California climate. One minit its hot and the next minit its cold, so a person never knows what to hock.

Fate keeps on happening.

I always say that a girl never really looks as well as she does on board a steamship, or even a yacht.