Men are weak and constantly need reassurance, so now that they fail to find adulation in the opposite sex, they're turning to each other. Less and less do men need women. More and more do gentlemen prefer gentlemen.

Gentlemen prefer blondes... but gentlemen marry brunettes.

There is a serious defect in the thinking of someone who wants - more than anything else - to become rich. As long as they don't have the money, it'll seem like a worthwhile goal. Once they do, they'll understand how important other things are - and have always been.

I always think that the most delightful thing about traveling is to always be running into Americans and to always feel at home.

A kiss on the hand may feel very, very good, but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts forever.

I'm furious about the Women's Liberationists. They keep getting up on soap-boxes and proclaiming that women are brighter than men. That's true, but it should be kept very quiet or it ruins the whole racket.

Any girl who was a lady would not even think of having such a good time that she did not remember to hang on to her jewelry.