The rarest of all things in American life is charm. We spend billions every year manufacturing fake charm that goes under the heading of public relations. Without it, America would be grim indeed.

A kiss on the hand may feel very, very good, but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts forever.

Always go to the solitary drinker for the truth!

Memory is more indelible than ink.

Men are weak and constantly need reassurance, so now that they fail to find adulation in the opposite sex, they're turning to each other. Less and less do men need women. More and more do gentlemen prefer gentlemen.

In its heyday, Hollywood reflected, if it did not actually produce, the sexual climate of our land.

I used to think that looking across a pillow into the fabulous face of Buster Keaton would be a more thrilling destiny than any screen career.