Tallulah [Bankhead] never bored anyone, and I consider that humanitarianism of a very high order indeed.

Any girl who was a lady would not even think of having such a good time that she did not remember to hang on to her jewelry.

I used to think that looking across a pillow into the fabulous face of Buster Keaton would be a more thrilling destiny than any screen career.

Men are weak and constantly need reassurance, so now that they fail to find adulation in the opposite sex, they're turning to each other. Less and less do men need women. More and more do gentlemen prefer gentlemen.

with a mental equipment which allows me to tell the difference between hot and cold, I stand out in this community like a modern day Cicero. Dropped into any other city of the world, I'd rate as a possibly adequate night watchman.

Men no longer prefer blondes. Today gentlemen seem to prefer gentlemen.

The wrong side of the tracks is livelier.