Pleasure that isn't paid for is as insipid as everything else that's free.

A bit of conversational sex makes a pleasant climate for creative effort.

I once witnessed more ardent emotions between men at an Elks' Rally in Pasadena than they could ever have felt for the type of woman available to an Elk.

It isn't that gentlemen really prefer blondes, it's just that we look dumber.

One might feel that, at my age, I should look on life with more gravity. After all, I've been privileged to listen, firsthand, tosome of the most profound thinkers of my daywho were all beset by gloom over the condition the world had gotten into. Then why can't I view it with anything but amusement?

I've never known a Philadelphian who wasn't a downright 'character'; possibly a defense mechanism resulting from the dullness of their native habitat.

Dorothy is th cool type of temperament who quite frequently thinks that two is a crowd.