Nobody can tell about this California climate. One minit its hot and the next minit its cold, so a person never knows what to hock.

In any service where a couple hold down jobs as a team, the male generally takes his ease while the wife labors at his job as wellas her own.

...In the past, as now, [Hollywood] was a stamping ground for tastelessness, violence, and hyperbole, but once upon a time it turned out a product which sweetened the flavor of life all over the world.

I'm furious about the Women's Liberationists. They keep getting up on soap-boxes and proclaiming that women are brighter than men. That's true, but it should be kept very quiet or it ruins the whole racket.

Gentlemen prefer blondes... but gentlemen marry brunettes.

Nobody can tell about this California climate. One minit its hot and the next minit its cold, so a person never knows what to hock.

I used to think that looking across a pillow into the fabulous face of Buster Keaton would be a more thrilling destiny than any screen career.