Nobody can tell about this California climate. One minit its hot and the next minit its cold, so a person never knows what to hock.

Tallulah [Bankhead] never bored anyone, and I consider that humanitarianism of a very high order indeed.

That our popular art forms have become so obsessed with sex has turned the U.S.A into a nation of hobbledehoys; as if grown people don't have more vital concerns, such as taxes, inflation, dirty politics, earning a living, getting an education, or keeping out of jail.

Any girl who was a lady would not even think of having such a good time that she did not remember to hang on to her jewelry.

I was making love to a man, a man I hardly even know. He was kissing the face off me and I was kissing the face off him. And I found it highly satisfactory.

I'm furious about the Women's Liberationists. They keep getting up on soap-boxes and proclaiming that women are brighter than men. That's true, but it should be kept very quiet or it ruins the whole racket.

If Hollywood hadn't existed, Elinor Glyn would have had to invent it.