Nobody can tell about this California climate. One minit its hot and the next minit its cold, so a person never knows what to hock.

I've never known a Philadelphian who wasn't a downright 'character'; possibly a defense mechanism resulting from the dullness of their native habitat.

Tallulah [Bankhead] never bored anyone, and I consider that humanitarianism of a very high order indeed.

I'm furious about the Women's Liberationists. They keep getting up on soap-boxes and proclaiming that women are brighter than men. That's true, but it should be kept very quiet or it ruins the whole racket.

I've always loved high style in low company.

Fate keeps on happening.

That our popular art forms have become so obsessed with sex has turned the U.S.A into a nation of hobbledehoys; as if grown people don't have more vital concerns, such as taxes, inflation, dirty politics, earning a living, getting an education, or keeping out of jail.