The Democratic Party supports criminals and Islamic terrorists but has no sympathy for taxpayers.

When every one of your arguments is characterized an attempt to bring back slavery or resegregate lunch counters, it's a little hard to have any sort of productive debate.

Liberals are more upset when a tree is chopped down than when a child is aborted.

Since Vice President Al Gore is constantly making things up, it should come as no surprise that he wants Supreme Court justices who will do the same. As Gore put it, he will appoint judges who view the Constitution as a 'document that grows'.

Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.

While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.