There are always going to be Muslim atrocities! Whenever the media starts obsessing with ISIS, I think you're hiding something.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

If you don't hate Clinton and the people who labored to keep him in office, you don't love your country.

'Moderate Republican' is simply how the blabocracy flatters Republicans who vote with the Democrats. If it weren't so conspicuous, the 'New York Times' would start referring to 'nice Republicans' and 'mean Republicans'

The Afghan "negotiation phase" immediately precedes the traditional Afghan "surrender phase." This entails the following: The defeated party surrenders and then comes out shooting. This is repeated several times. Finally, the vanquished party runs out of ammunition and is forced to surrender ' but seriously this time ' at which point the victors kill the foreigners and hug their fellow Afghans like long-lost brothers.

When liberals start acting like they're opposed to pre-marital sex and mothers having careers, you know McCain's vice presidential choice has knocked them back on their heels.

Anorexics never have boyfriends. ... That's one way to know you don't have anorexia, if you have a boyfriend.