Ted Kennedy says that our policy in Iraq is adrift. Hmmm. Maybe like a car adrift in the water after its has gone over a bridge?

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

If only Al Sharpton were around, Lincoln would have known he was a victim of racism.

I'm against reparations. At this point, blacks should just be handing money to themselves.

From the people who brought you "zero tolerance," I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solved! Bam! Bam! Everybody down! Hey, how did that deranged loner get a gun into this Gun-Free Zone?

Liberal moms like soccer because it's a sport in which athletic talent finds so little expression that girls can play with boys. No serious sport is co-ed, even at the kindergarten level.

...the definition of swiftboating is: producing irrefutable evidence that a Democrat is lying.