The left’s idea of “science” is that we should all be riding bicycles and using the Clivus Multrum composting latrines instead of flush toilets. Anyone who dissents, they say — while adjusting their healing crystals for emphasis — is “afraid of science.”

I'm not going to be lectured to.

Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they're against it.

Democrats don't resent the rich on behalf of the poor. They resent the rich on behalf of the government.

Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.

CBS is planning a tribute to Dan Rather... the memo went out a month ago but everyone assumed it was a fake.

I have to say I'm all for public flogging. One type of criminal that a public humiliation might work particularly well with are the juvenile delinquents, a lot of whom consider it a badge of honor to be sent to juvenile detention. And it might not be such a cool thing in the 'hood to be flogged publicly.