The left’s idea of “science” is that we should all be riding bicycles and using the Clivus Multrum composting latrines instead of flush toilets. Anyone who dissents, they say — while adjusting their healing crystals for emphasis — is “afraid of science.”

...the definition of swiftboating is: producing irrefutable evidence that a Democrat is lying.

I'm more of a man than any liberal.

I defy any of my coreligionists to tell me they do not laugh at the idea of Dawkins burning in hell.

If liberals were prevented from ever again calling Republicans dumb, they would be robbed of half their arguments. To be sure, they would still have racist, fascist, homophobe, ugly, and a few other highly nuanced arguments in the quiver. But the loss of dumb would nearly cripple them.

When Obama boasts that it will be a huge boon to the economy to give amnesty to millions of low-wage workers, who won't pay income taxes but will need a lot of government services, remember: Obamacare was supposed to save money, too.

My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that's because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism.