Whenever you come across a screw-up this big, you know the government is behind it.

I never wanted to be famous and the only part I like is that it means people are reading my books and listening to me on TV and radio.

As Bush said, after detailing some of Saddam Hussein's charming practices: “If this is not evil, then evil has no meaning.” It's not as if anyone is worried that we're making a horrible miscalculation and could be removing the Iraqi Abraham Lincoln by mistake.

Lawyers tend to be bright people. They tend to be-much more than many journalists I've encountered-sticklers for detail and accuracy, and they have a logical way of arguing.

What actually happened during the Clinton presidency? No one can remember anything about it except the bimbos, the lies, and the felonies

Most people in the Tea Party are nice, but that hasn't stopped liberals from hating them.

Liberals don't care. Their approach is to rip out society's foundations without asking if they serve any purpose. Why do we have immigration laws? What's with these borders? Why do we have the institution of marriage, anyway? What do we need standardized tests for? Hey, I like Keith Richards - why not make heroin legal? Let's take a sledgehammer to all these load-bearing walls and just see what happens!