Whenever you come across a screw-up this big, you know the government is behind it.

There were precisely two groups of people who desperately wanted airport security to be browbeaten into giving suspicious passengers a pass: terrorists and Democrats.

It is puzzling why anyone would want to (become governor of California). It's like vying to become Roseanne Barr's next husband. Sure you'd get your name in the paper, but look at the mess you'd be getting yourself into.

The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn't demand a recount.

The presumption of innocence only means you don't go right to jail.

As president, Clinton sold burial plots in Arlington Cemetery and liberals shrugged it off. What really gets their goat is the autopen. Evidently, the important thing was that every one of those pardons Clinton sold for cash on his last day in office was signed by Bill Clinton personally.

Liberals hate religion because politics is a religion substitute for liberals and they can't stand the competition.