If Mexican farm labor is so much cheaper, maybe we should be growing our fruits and vegetables in Mexico. There's absolutely no reason to import Mexicans to do something they could do at home and then sell to us. I believe this is what economists call "competitive advantage".

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

With the terrible earthquake and resulting tsunami that have devastated Japan, the only good news is that anyone exposed to excess radiation from the nuclear power plants is now probably much less likely to get cancer.

It is an article of faith with the Democrats that they must fool Americans by simulating agreement with normal people. The winner of the Democratic primary is always the candidate who does the best impersonation of an American.

I support guns and I support the death penalty. Half of my interviews are convincing liberals they're not liberal.