There is a growing body of evidence that radiation in excess of what the government says are the minimum amounts we should be exposed to are actually good for you and reduce cases of cancer.

In California, the fabulously rich support the poor with government jobs, paid for by the middle class which is now living in Arizona.

Whenever you come across a screw-up this big, you know the government is behind it.

Liberals never, ever drop a heinous idea; they just change the name. Abortion becomes choice, communist becomes progressive, communist dictatorship becomes people's democratic republic and Nikita Khrushchev becomes Barack Obama.

Not all Muslims may be terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims.

The only important lesson from the Vietnam War is this: Democrats lose wars.

I think the government should be spying on all Arabs, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly throughout the Middle East and sending liberals to Guantanamo.