While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.

When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there's a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes.

There are a lot of bad republicans; there are no good democrats.

Liberals have managed to eliminate the idea of manly honor. Instead, all they have is womanly indignation.

The only question I'd be interested in is what books other celebrities have read recently, which is part of my campaign to promote reading.

It's impossible to talk without labels. "Dog" is a label, but that doesn't mean it's meaningless, nor does it mean there's no difference in a Shih Tzu and a Doberman.

The beauty of being a liberal is that history always begins this morning. Every day liberals can create a new narrative that destroys the past as it occurred. We have always been at war with Eastasia.