Because of all our presidents, Barack Obama is the one most likely to be descended from a slave trader, since Kenya had a major slave-trading port, and the Muslims were heavily involved in the slave trade.

What's curious about the left's current obsession with Timothy McVeigh is that it proves that - despite a frantic search for 15 years - liberals have come across no better evidence of burgeoning "right-wing extremist" violence than a drug-taking, self-described "agnostic" who was thrown out of the Michigan Militia and who proclaimed, "Science is my religion." That sounds more like Bill Maher than Rush Limbaugh.

You want to be careful not to become just a blowhard.

The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn't demand a recount.

My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that's because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism.

The only question I'd be interested in is what books other celebrities have read recently, which is part of my campaign to promote reading.

Liberals hate religion because politics is a religion substitute for liberals and they can't stand the competition.