Six imams removed from a US Airways flight from Minneapolis to Phoenix are calling on Muslims to boycott the airline. If only we could get Muslims to boycott all airlines, we could dispense with airport security altogether.

The truth cannot be delivered with novocaine.

Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.

But all liberals only have empathy for the exact same victims - always the ones that are represented by powerful liberal interest groups.

Frankly, I'm getting a lot of great publicity.

All Democrats for the last 30 years have tried to stimulate the economy by giving 'tax cuts' to people who don't pay taxes.

The most we can hope for is strong marriages. Married women vote Republican; single women vote Democratic.