I'm not going to be lectured to.

My hobby (politics) has become my life. I have the greatest life imaginable. I think I have a greater life than anyone in the universe, in fact.

My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that's because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism.

If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.

I've decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats.

Because of all our presidents, Barack Obama is the one most likely to be descended from a slave trader, since Kenya had a major slave-trading port, and the Muslims were heavily involved in the slave trade.

I don't think I have an unkind word for any.Except Muslims. I've been cross with them since 9/11 2001. I can't remember why but it was something bad.