I'm not going to be lectured to.

We don't want someone who will get 98 percent of the vote. We want someone who will get 51 percent of the vote.

Some people say I'm really ugly and anorexic; some say the only reason I'm on TV is because I'm pretty. I say to them: Get your slander straight. You are what you are, whether you're small or skinny or smart or dumb. Just do what you do.

Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.

You don't want the Republicans in power, does that mean you want a dictatorship, gay boy?

The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn't demand a recount.

Being anti-war in Hollywood was an act of bravery on the order of the keynote speaker at a PLO dinner making jokes about Ariel Sharon.