If you don't hate Clinton and the people who labored to keep him in office, you don't love your country.

That is the theme of the Million Mom March: 'I don't need a brain - I've got a womb'.

Let's say I go out every night, I meet a guy and have sex with him. Good for me. I'm not married.

Frankly, I'm getting a lot of great publicity.

When every one of your arguments is characterized an attempt to bring back slavery or resegregate lunch counters, it's a little hard to have any sort of productive debate.

Teddy Kennedy's big new idea is to wheel out his 18th proposal to raise the minimum wage. He's been doing this since wages were paid in Spanish doubloons (which coincidentally are now mostly found underwater). Kennedy refuses to countenance any risky schemes like trying to grow the economy so people making minimum wage get raises because they've been promoted. Kennedy's going down and he's taking the party with him! (Recognize the pattern?)

The thing I like about Bush is I think he hates liberals.