Let's say I go out every night, I meet a guy and have sex with him. Good for me. I'm not married.

We don't want someone who will get 98 percent of the vote. We want someone who will get 51 percent of the vote.

Ironically, since Obama was elected, for the first time in my life I'm sometimes not proud of my country.

Liberals don't love big government because they think it's efficient, compassionate, fair or even remotely useful. They support big government because they are guaranteed the support of nearly everyone who works for the government.

My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building.

Hussein praised his sons for putting up a brave fight, noting that U.S. forces had surrounded their compound with advanced weaponry, ground troops and warplanes. In case that didn't work, U.S. forces were prepared to tell Janet Reno that a small Cuban boy was inside the house.

Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.