Let's say I go out every night, I meet a guy and have sex with him. Good for me. I'm not married.

If any other religious cult knew so few basic facts about its own seminal beliefs as the liberal cult does about Joe McCarthy, Janet Reno would gas them.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

Clinton masturbates in the sinks.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

There is a growing body of evidence that radiation in excess of what the government says are the minimum amounts we should be exposed to are actually good for you and reduce cases of cancer.

Conservatives have a problem with women. For that matter, all men do.