The beauty of being a liberal is that history always begins this morning. Every day liberals can create a new narrative that destroys the past as it occurred. We have always been at war with Eastasia.

David Axelrod says we need to inspire more young people to be journalists? How about inspiring journalists to be journalists?

I rely heavily on Thomas Sowell's magnificent book, Black Rednecks, White Liberals. He points out that blacks in the North perform better, academically, than whites in the South where they did not have much of an emphasis on learning. But please note that I'm not the one making that argument in that section about Michael Moore. And by the way, I'm not a man. White men have done a lot. It's silly to write a book titled, Stupid White Men.

I'm against reparations. At this point, blacks should just be handing money to themselves.

Let's say I go out every night, I meet a guy and have sex with him. Good for me. I'm not married.

Liberals Love America Like O.J. Loved Nicole

While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.