[The media's] fantasy of an America bristling with racists allows them to portray any criticism of our massively incompetent and dangerous president as just another sad episode of oh-so-typical white racism.

The question isn't whether we 'need' guns. It's wether the government should have a monopoly on force

Instead of seeking wisdom, liberals desire to be seen as clever by being counterintuitive, crazy, and outre.

Liberal moms like soccer because it's a sport in which athletic talent finds so little expression that girls can play with boys. No serious sport is co-ed, even at the kindergarten level.

Here's a foolproof method for keeping America safe. Always do the exact 180-degree opposite of whatever [Jimmy] Carter says, as quickly as possible.

It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact. In fact, in every presidential election since 1950 - except Goldwater in '64 - the Republican would have won, if only the men had voted.

Fittingly, in the final analysis, Clinton will not be remembered for what he did as president, but for who he did.