The only question I'd be interested in is what books other celebrities have read recently, which is part of my campaign to promote reading.

If only Al Sharpton were around, Lincoln would have known he was a victim of racism.

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.

Liberals could live their whole lives never having to hear an actual conservative opinion other than the idiotic arguments written for conservative characters on Aaron Sorkin's little teleplays.

Republicans are afraid to act in accordance with the election results. Republicans seem to be in denial about election results. It's one thing for Democrats to be in denial about the Republican electoral juggernaut, but it's strange that Republicans are in denial about it too.

When Obama boasts that it will be a huge boon to the economy to give amnesty to millions of low-wage workers, who won't pay income taxes but will need a lot of government services, remember: Obamacare was supposed to save money, too.

Not all Muslims may be terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims.