Well, before the New Deal...[The Emancipation Proclamation] would be a good start.

Historically, the best way to convert liberals is to have them move out of their parents' home, get a job, and start paying taxes.

I am emboldened by my looks to say things Republican men wouldn't.

The only important lesson from the Vietnam War is this: Democrats lose wars.

I support guns and I support the death penalty. Half of my interviews are convincing liberals they're not liberal.

I'd pretty much debate anybody. I prefer to debate smart liberals. I'm not saying this about Stephen Colbert but, unfortunately, the most famous liberals generally aren't the smartest ones. I have a list of the smarter liberals I recommend.

With Albright at the helm of the State Department, Osama bin Laden ran wild throughout the Middle East, the North Koreans began feverishly building nukes under her nose, and we staged a pre-emptive attack solely for purposes of regime change based on false information presented to the American people by Albright about a world leader who was not an imminent threat to the United States. Slobodan Milosevic wasn't even a latent, long-term, hypothetical threat.