Republicans are afraid to act in accordance with the election results. Republicans seem to be in denial about election results. It's one thing for Democrats to be in denial about the Republican electoral juggernaut, but it's strange that Republicans are in denial about it too.

I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.

Why couldn't Obama have picked somebody respectable as his running mate, you know, like John Kerry did?

This is no time to be precious about locating the exact individuals directly involved in this particular terrorist attack.... We know who the homicidal maniacs are. They are the ones cheering and dancing right now. We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

What actually happened during the Clinton presidency? No one can remember anything about it except the bimbos, the lies, and the felonies

For years, Mount Holyoke professor Joseph 'Full Metal Jacket' Ellis had been regaling students, interviewers and friends with gripping stories of his service in Vietnam.