It is puzzling why anyone would want to (become governor of California). It's like vying to become Roseanne Barr's next husband. Sure you'd get your name in the paper, but look at the mess you'd be getting yourself into.

So now it turns out that Thomas Jefferson was having sex with Sally Hemings while serving in the 101st Airborne during the Vietnam War.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

If the press really thinks Obama is Lincoln, they ought to treat him like they treated Bush, 'cause that's how they treated Lincoln. His critics compared Lincoln to an ape; they called him an illiterate baboon.

My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building.

The most we can hope for is strong marriages. Married women vote Republican; single women vote Democratic.

The spirit of the First Amendment has been effectively repealed for conservative speech by a censorious, accusatory mob.