As the saying goes: God made man and woman; Colonel Colt made them equal.

Ironically, since Obama was elected, for the first time in my life I'm sometimes not proud of my country.

Even if evolution were true, it wouldn't disprove God. God has performed more spectacular feats than evolution. It's not even a daunting challenge to a belief in God. If you want something that complicates a belief in God, try coming to terms with Michael Moore being one of God's special creatures.

They've hit us and we've got to hit back hard, and I'm not just talking about the terrorists.

Unfortunately, proof of a Jefferson-Hemings liaison was as fanciful as Professor Ellis' war service.

Yes, of course, black Americans are a special group, and I'm disappointed that they're not Republicans, given our traditions. We're not getting much love in return, despite our efforts.

Until you can intelligently articulate the other side's position, you are not an adult. You are a liberal.