What I and other commentators do is attempt to move the public opinion. We try to change minds.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

On one hand, liberals are enraged at the heinousness of Mark Sanford - whom they didn't vote for - for not resigning and, on the other, they're enraged at Palin - whom they also didn't vote for - for resigning.

I think the government should be spying on all Arabs, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly throughout the Middle East and sending liberals to Guantanamo.

Canada used to be...one of our most...most loyal friends, and vice versa. I mean, Canada sent troops to Vietnam. Was Vietnam less containable and more of a threat than Saddam Hussein?

I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.

Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as "prey." All females are.