CBS is planning a tribute to Dan Rather... the memo went out a month ago but everyone assumed it was a fake.

If only Al Sharpton were around, Lincoln would have known he was a victim of racism.

On one hand, liberals are enraged at the heinousness of Mark Sanford - whom they didn't vote for - for not resigning and, on the other, they're enraged at Palin - whom they also didn't vote for - for resigning.

I wouldn't know all that I do about history, if I spent my time watching cartoons and other TV shows.

[Liberals] are always accusing us of repressing their speech. I say let's do it. Let's repress them. ... Frankly, I'm not a big fan of the First Amendment.

Strom Thurmond the only segregationist anyone can name. Meanwhile, the Democratic Party had former Klansmen, members of a terrorist group that was lynching and murdering black people. That was an outgrowth of the Democratic Party.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.