CBS is planning a tribute to Dan Rather... the memo went out a month ago but everyone assumed it was a fake.

Perhaps like the many and various meanings of the word "we," liberals use the word "unsubstantiated" to mean "tested repeatedly and proved true."

A word to those of you out there who have yet to be offended by something I have said: Please be patient. I am working as fast as I can.

Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as "prey." All females are.

Democrats are not angry about 9/11. Sad, maybe - sad that it didn't happen on Clinton's watch so his legacy would be more than a semen stain. But they're not angry.

Faggot isn't offensive to gays; it's got nothing to do with gays.

Judging by their positions at the time, rather than their post hoc allegations, Democrats adored the Soviet Union. Congressional Democrats repeatedly opposed funding anti-Communist rebels, they opposed Reagan's military build-up, they opposed building a shield to protect America from incoming missiles, they opposed putting missiles in Europe. As a rule, Democrats opposed anything opposed by their cherished Soviet Union.