Unfortunately, proof of a Jefferson-Hemings liaison was as fanciful as Professor Ellis' war service.

If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.

I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.

That is [liberalism's] goal - to destroy the family... [liberals] just made up this gay marriage thing gays are natural conservatives.

Frankly, I'm getting a lot of great publicity.

Press passes can't be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the President.

A word to those of you out there who have yet to be offended by something I have said: Please be patient. I am working as fast as I can.