A word to those of you out there who have yet to be offended by something I have said: Please be patient. I am working as fast as I can.

I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much

As president, Nixon imposed wage and price controls, created the Environmental Protection Agency, initiated race-based hiring schemes, signed SALT I with the Soviets and instituted rapprochement with the Red Chinese. All of this resulted in liberals ... despising him even more!

That is the theme of the Million Mom March: 'I don't need a brain - I've got a womb'.

I'm not going to be lectured to.

As the titanic losses were racking up, Fannie Mae's operators, Franklin Raines and Jamie Gorelick, disguised the catastrophe by orchestrating a $5 billion accounting fraud - all the while continuing to pressure banks to make absurd, politically correct loans and denouncing Republicans as enemies of the poor.

These days, even a moderate Democrat is someone who thinks you shouldn't be taught fisting until you're at least 12 years old.