A word to those of you out there who have yet to be offended by something I have said: Please be patient. I am working as fast as I can.

I would rank George Washington as America's greatest president, but he only had to defeat what was then the world's greatest military power with a ragtag group of irregulars and some squirrel guns, whereas Ronald Reagan had to defeat liberals.

The presumption of innocence only means you don't go right to jail.

The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy.

The only important lesson from the Vietnam War is this: Democrats lose wars.

If any other religious cult knew so few basic facts about its own seminal beliefs as the liberal cult does about Joe McCarthy, Janet Reno would gas them.

The only sexism involved in the Miers nomination is the administration's claim that once they decided they wanted a woman, Miers was the best they could do. Let me just say, if the top male lawyer in the country is John Roberts and the top female lawyer is Harriet Miers, we may as well stop allowing girls to go to law school.