I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the word 'faggot.'

Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as "prey." All females are.

I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer. One can only hope that, in addition to learning English, these new Americans will drop their soccer fetish with time.

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.

There are a lot of bad republicans; there are no good democrats.

For years, Mount Holyoke professor Joseph 'Full Metal Jacket' Ellis had been regaling students, interviewers and friends with gripping stories of his service in Vietnam.

David Axelrod says we need to inspire more young people to be journalists? How about inspiring journalists to be journalists?