Poor George [Bush], he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth.

Life isn't fair, but government must be.

Poor George [Bush], he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth.

Jesse Jackson is a leader and a teacher who can open our hearts and open our minds and stir our very souls.

You bet being funny helps accomplish things. I've always maintained that people don't realize how many brain cells it takes to be funny. And politics ought to be fun -- after baseball it's our next favorite national pastime.

I did not want my tombstone to read, 'She kept a really clean house.' I think I'd like them to remember me by saying, 'She opened government to everyone.'

I'm not afraid to shake up the system, and government needs more shaking up than any other system I know.