Poor George [Bush], he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth.

You bet being funny helps accomplish things. I've always maintained that people don't realize how many brain cells it takes to be funny. And politics ought to be fun -- after baseball it's our next favorite national pastime.

People don't know that New York really is just made up of a group of very small neighborhoods.

Jesse Jackson is a leader and a teacher who can open our hearts and open our minds and stir our very souls.

After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.

I have always had the feeling I could do anything and my dad told me I could. I was in college before I found out he might be wrong.

If you can't fill the till, then don't pass the bill.