We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 'apple watch' as the new gold standard in douchebag detection.
For people whose job it is to make sure we make money, there's a lot of pressure.
I shouldn't leave the house or interact with people ever.
Sometimes I think, I need to think before I speak. And then other times I think, I shouldn't leave the house or interact with people ever.
I'm a big fan of '30 Rock,' which I think is the most genius show on television.
There are times when I still feel like an actual toddler in a grown-up - well, semi-grown-up - body. But other times I can't wait to actually be 30, just so I can say things like, "I'm 30. I don't have time for that. F - k off!"