I don't usually drink caffeine so that when I need it, it actually does something.

Every time I talk to a fancy journalist and they ask what I do in my free time my scumbag brain goes 'say masturbate, it'll be hilarious'.

I'm a big fan of '30 Rock,' which I think is the most genius show on television.

I get really excited every time there's a female character who is really strong because a lot of females in film are really soft.

If I die unexpectedly can everyone just do the right thing and pretend I was a way better person than I am?

If a guy was like, 'Let me serenade you,' and it was bad, and I had to lie about it - can't have it.

It's cute how I used to think this 'barely holding it together' feeling was temporary.