Oh, if I had only known then what I know now, I would have stopped it last year when I was still young.

Oh, if I had only known then what I know now, I would have stopped it last year when I was still young.

My father was an Episcopalian minister, and I've always been comforted by the power of prayer.

Intruder on level one. All aliens, please proceed to level one.

When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will

Yes, I'm a great believer in angels.

I was a star in England, but Ive never been a star in America. Now I am.