Oh, if I had only known then what I know now, I would have stopped it last year when I was still young.

Intruder on level one. All aliens, please proceed to level one.

Do what comes into your life and do it well... Be polite without groveling. If you are ever afraid of anything, do not deny it, but behave as if you feared nothing.

Are we not witnessing a strange tableau of survival whenever a bird alights on the head of a crocodile, bringing together the evolutionary offspring of Triassic and Jurassic?

When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will

Yes, I'm a great believer in angels.

I was a star in England, but Ive never been a star in America. Now I am.