Intruder on level one. All aliens, please proceed to level one.

Remember even though the outside world might be raining, if you keep on smiling the sun will soon show its face and smile back at you.

Do what comes into your life and do it well... Be polite without groveling. If you are ever afraid of anything, do not deny it, but behave as if you feared nothing.

When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will

Intruder on level one. All aliens, please proceed to level one.

Oh, if I had only known then what I know now, I would have stopped it last year when I was still young.

I was a star in England, but Ive never been a star in America. Now I am.