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When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will

Do what comes into your life and do it well... Be polite without groveling. If you are ever afraid of anything, do not deny it, but behave as if you feared nothing.

Remember even though the outside world might be raining, if you keep on smiling the sun will soon show its face and smile back at you.

Oh, if I had only known then what I know now, I would have stopped it last year when I was still young.

Are we not witnessing a strange tableau of survival whenever a bird alights on the head of a crocodile, bringing together the evolutionary offspring of Triassic and Jurassic?

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