Acting is pretending to be someone else.

I'm so organised. I never screw up. I've done it maybe twice before. I check my calendar seven times a day.

I really liked the idea of focusing on one thing for, hopefully, a long time to come. I also like the idea of a consistent lifestyle, as opposed to not really knowing where on the planet you're going to be at any given moment.

There are very few films or plays or anything about really happy people with perfect lives. Everyone is usually screwed up in some way and that is usually where the work comes in - figuring out how to make it believable and make it real to present someone.

We do ritualistic animal sacrifice. We host orgies on our trampoline, every other Sunday. You didn't get our Twitter feed on that? I'm really sorry! And then, every once in awhile, we run through the city and drain people and drink their blood. It's really very romantic.

I don’t know what it is that I’m doing, but I’m really enjoying myself. And I’m free to do it as much as I want.

If I don't do laundry today, I'm gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow.