Is there some kind of rule for when Sam should be a boy and when he's a Wolf?" "A Wolf lifts his leg and yellows up the snow. A boy has to use the toilet." "And that will work?" "Only if he needs to pee.

When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper.

There are some questions that shouldn't be asked until a person is mature enough to appreciate the answers.

Vlad hated doing the paperwork as much as he did when a human employee quit, which was why they'd both made a promise not to eat quitters just to avoid the paperwork. As Tess had pointed out, eating the staff was bad for marale and made it so much harder to find new employees.

When honor and the Law no longer stand on the same side of the line, how do we choose[?]

But wouldn't it be lovely to watch two people fall in love?

Do you always ask me the same questions you ask him?" "It depends on whether or not I get an answer.