I find when death comes, it is usually a woman that is called for.
... I saw a small boy who belongs to one of those large families who only practice at birth control.
Many people believe in turning the other cheek, especially when it is your cheek.
I, who fall short in managing my own affairs, can see just how it would profit my neighbor if I managed his.
I've never known a man to be beaten fairly, nor one to be elected, unfairly.
Give me a well-cooked, well-served meal, a bouquet, and a sunset, and I can do more for a man's soul than all the cant ever preached. I can even do it without a sunset!