Every time I see the bumper sticker that says “We think we’re humans having spiritual experiences, but we’re really spirits having human experiences,” I (a) think it’s true and (b) want to ram the car.

I’ve heard it said that every day you need half an hour of quiet time for yourself, or your Self, unless you’re incredibly busy and stressed, in which case you need an hour. I promise you, it is there. Fight tooth and nail to find time, to make it. It is our true wealth, this moment, this hour, this day.

Looking back on the God my friend believed in, he seems a little erratic, not entirely unlike her father - God as borderline personality.

Rule 1: When all else fails, follow instructions. And Rule 2: Don't be an asshole.

Expectations are resentment waiting to happen.

I'm human, you're human, let me greet your humanness. Let's be people together for a while.

Toddlers can make you feel as if you have violated some archaic law in their personal Koran and you should die, infidel.