Expectations are resentment waiting to happen.

What’s the difference between you and God? God never thinks he’s you.

Some people wanted to get rich or famous, but my friends and I wanted to get real. We wanted to get deep. (Also, I suppose, we wanted to get laid.)

I would seriously rather be in a long line at the DMV than eat with people I don't know.

Bird by bird, buddy. Just take it bird by bird.

A whole lot of us believers, of all different religions, are ready to turn back the tide of madness by walking together, in both the dark and the light - in other words, through life - registering voters as we go, and keeping the faith.

I am a terrible and lazy Christian. I do not believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. I just skip about a third of it.