Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate.

Dancing almost always turns out to be a good idea.

Pay attention to the beauty surrounding you.

Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman dying in the street will share her banana with anyone who needs it, whereas in America, people amass and hoard as many bananas as they can to sell for an exorbitant profit. So half of them go bad, anyway.

The clipping said forgiveness meant that God is for giving, and that we are here for giving too, and that to withold love or blessings is to be completely delusional.

You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories.

Your unconscious can't work when you are breathing down its neck.