Property is my major investment. My accountant has put money into various long-term savings arrangements. To be honest, I am a bit vague about all that stuff.
My accountant regularly asks to take me to lunch. I always say I can't afford it.
Every mother and daughter should make time for a trip together. It's good for the soul.
I was thrilled when a designer shop assistant said I was a size smaller than Madonna!
Sad old blokes, I'm told, now dream of me with a whip in hand.
Teachers are the worst. Just shameless about kicking off their rivals.