I saw George Bush at a benefit concert actually waving at Stevie Wonder. Someone had to tell him, 'He can't see you.'

I'd make banks more accountable. I think they should separate totally the personal banking arm with whatever else they are playing around with.

I eventually got a job with a television company, started to see how exciting journalism could be as a career, and decided that was what I wanted to do.

I was thrilled when a designer shop assistant said I was a size smaller than Madonna!

I don't despise, because no-one should live rent-free inside your head.

Teachers are the worst. Just shameless about kicking off their rivals.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, whos the dumbest of you all?