I saw George Bush at a benefit concert actually waving at Stevie Wonder. Someone had to tell him, 'He can't see you.'

Every couple needs glue to stay together. Like all marriages, I suspect, if you're busy you don't see it coming until you can't put the toothpaste back in the tube. It's a bit like going broke. It happens slowly and then very quickly.

Sad old blokes, I'm told, now dream of me with a whip in hand.

Balance sheets bore me. I suspect if figures had excited me I would have gone into the city and now be a lot wealthier.

We mothers of grown-up daughters tend to view them with a mixture of love, exasperation, irritation and awe.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, whos the dumbest of you all?

The Welsh... I mean, what are they for?