When do you stop to de-douche?

I'd love to play bass with Parliament Funkadelic, but I can't play bass, so I don't think that's going to happen.

Avoid at all costs that vile spew you see rotting in oil in screwtop jars. Too lazy to peel fresh? You don't deserve to eat garlic.

I like the fact that Melbourne always seems to support their chefs and promote them in ways I find really admirable.

I'm never a reliable narrator, unbiased or objective.

These pharmaceutical company executives are dope dealers and they should be treated worse, and more roughly than dope dealers. When you're talking about millionaire and billionaire executives at pharmaceutical companies, these are people with something to lose if threatened with jail. Frog-march them out of their door in suburbia, handcuffed and surrounded by DEA officers, with their children and neighbours watching.

I didn't want food that looked unapproachable or ridiculously beautiful.