I look at Guy Fieri and I just think, 'Jesus, I'm glad that's not me.'

If you've ever hauled a 28-pound two-year-old around New York, you'll find that men fold at the knees a lot quicker than women.

The way you make an omelet reveals your character.

Learn how to cook a (effing) omelet. I mean, what nicer thing can you do for somebody than make them breakfast? You look good doing it, and it's a nice thing to do for somebody you just had sex with.

I urge you to travel - as far and as widely as possible. Sleep on floors if you have to.

I try to very hard to avoid a situation where I would be eating cat or dog; I've managed to gracefully avoid that. It's hypocritical of me and an arbitrary line, but one that I have managed to avoid crossing.

I, personally, think there is a really danger of taking food too seriously. Food should be part of the bigger picture.