Being a vegan is a first-world phenomenon, completely self-indulgent.
I love bacon, but I don't think we need it on everything.
I'm not afraid to look like an idiot on TV.
I'd love to play bass with Parliament Funkadelic, but I can't play bass, so I don't think that's going to happen.
Even on the Serengeti, it ain't a barbecue if there ain't some kind of beer.
I like telling stories, and I tell stories that interest me. It would be boring to have to go to nothing but the best restaurants. That would be a misery to me.