I'd like to play bass like Bootsy Collins. I'm serious. That would be my dream.

At the end of a dinner at my house, my kitchen sink is filled with dishes and there's nothing pretty about the garbage.

I go anywhere I want, do whatever I want when I get there, they let me make self-indulgent TV about that experience, and give me about as much creative freedom as anyone's ever had in the history of television.

The Italians seem to have a better attitude with kids and the food is great!

A proper saute pan should cause serious head injury if brought down hard against someone else's skull. If you have any doubts about which will dent, the victim's head or your pan, then throw that pan right in the trash.

You learn a lot about someone when you share a meal together.

Writing anything is a treason of sorts.