Don't touch my d**k, don't touch my knife.

I am very much enjoying the fatherhood phase of my life.

The way you make an omelet reveals your character.

Street food, I believe, is the salvation of the human race.

I'd like to play bass like Bootsy Collins. I'm serious. That would be my dream.

I'm a comic nerd. I'm a former serious collector for much of my childhood and early teen years I wanted to draw underground comics.

I do the meatball recipe a lot. I think the army stew probably too. It's the most useful dish because it was born out of necessity and poverty and any idiot can make it in 20 minutes on a hot plate. It's cheap and uses readily available commercial ingredients. And it's delicious. It should be the great American dish - perfect late-night stoner dorm food for college kids on a budget.